Sh*t happens.. Literally

Sarapi was reading a novel on a bench park under a tree. he was waiting a friend to pick him up for they will be going to a wedding reception.

Then he heard a squawk. A crow perched on the branches ahead of him. He looked up and he saw it.

Just stay there, and don't come anywhere near me. especially above me.

Flipping through the pages, somewhere from the canopy, suddenly came this greenish fluid splatted right on the pages.

Ow Sh*t!

It wasn't a curse, it was just.. what's in front of him.

I knew I should've sat under the sheltered bench